Friday, June 24, 2011

Detroit Pick-Up Line of the Day

As experienced by my sister, Olivia:

"Wooo girl, you could run to Africa with those legs! Mm-hmm!"

"Run, Bitch, Run!" (meant as a pick-up line, really creative if you ask me.)

Guest Spots

The blog hasn't even been up 24 hours and I've already had some suggestions on how to improve Harlem Pick-Up Line of the Day. Thanks to my lovely sister Olivia, I will now have guest spots! These guest pick-up lines will come from big city, impoverished areas, like Harlem. Thanks Oze, you're a peach for this delightful idea.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Happy Father's Day!

"Hey Sweetie, help a man out on Father's Day."


Forgotten Dates

I can't remember the date on this one:

"Hey Blondie, I like your toes. Blue's my favorite color."

Some Favorites so far

I hope I can keep up-to-date as much as possible with this but here are some oldies I have truly enjoyed.

June 3rd: "let me rub that 6pack for good luck". Please note: I was not showing my stomach.

May 28th: "I got a phone # for ya, I got a phone # for ya!" (sung to me)

May 8th: "I like your HAT, you're gorgeous."

April 26th: "girl you look like a model, god bless you."

April 24th: "oh girl, I'll take you to church on Easter Sunday."

April 20th: "damn girl, why ain't you smoking weed?"

Welcome to my life.

The background doesn't quite apply to the title of the blog but it's all I could do for now.

Point is, this blog may change your life. If you know me well, you're probably reading this. If you don't know me, well, I hope I can at least supply you with some laughs.

The purpose of this blog is to 1) chronicle all the hilarious/disturbing/absurd things men say to me in Harlem where I live. 2) Let the world know all the hilarious/disturbing/absurd things that men say when trying to pick up a woman.

With that being said, enjoy! I hope you can imagine me in these situations on a daily basis. Or just know how ridiculous life really is.