As experienced by my sister, Olivia:
"Wooo girl, you could run to Africa with those legs! Mm-hmm!"
"Run, Bitch, Run!" (meant as a pick-up line, really creative if you ask me.)
Friday, June 24, 2011
Guest Spots
The blog hasn't even been up 24 hours and I've already had some suggestions on how to improve Harlem Pick-Up Line of the Day. Thanks to my lovely sister Olivia, I will now have guest spots! These guest pick-up lines will come from big city, impoverished areas, like Harlem. Thanks Oze, you're a peach for this delightful idea.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Forgotten Dates
I can't remember the date on this one:
"Hey Blondie, I like your toes. Blue's my favorite color."
"Hey Blondie, I like your toes. Blue's my favorite color."
Some Favorites so far
I hope I can keep up-to-date as much as possible with this but here are some oldies I have truly enjoyed.
June 3rd: "let me rub that 6pack for good luck". Please note: I was not showing my stomach.
May 28th: "I got a phone # for ya, I got a phone # for ya!" (sung to me)
May 8th: "I like your HAT, you're gorgeous."
April 26th: "girl you look like a model, god bless you."
April 24th: "oh girl, I'll take you to church on Easter Sunday."
April 20th: "damn girl, why ain't you smoking weed?"
June 3rd: "let me rub that 6pack for good luck". Please note: I was not showing my stomach.
May 28th: "I got a phone # for ya, I got a phone # for ya!" (sung to me)
May 8th: "I like your HAT, you're gorgeous."
April 26th: "girl you look like a model, god bless you."
April 24th: "oh girl, I'll take you to church on Easter Sunday."
April 20th: "damn girl, why ain't you smoking weed?"
Welcome to my life.
The background doesn't quite apply to the title of the blog but it's all I could do for now.
Point is, this blog may change your life. If you know me well, you're probably reading this. If you don't know me, well, I hope I can at least supply you with some laughs.
The purpose of this blog is to 1) chronicle all the hilarious/disturbing/absurd things men say to me in Harlem where I live. 2) Let the world know all the hilarious/disturbing/absurd things that men say when trying to pick up a woman.
With that being said, enjoy! I hope you can imagine me in these situations on a daily basis. Or just know how ridiculous life really is.
Point is, this blog may change your life. If you know me well, you're probably reading this. If you don't know me, well, I hope I can at least supply you with some laughs.
The purpose of this blog is to 1) chronicle all the hilarious/disturbing/absurd things men say to me in Harlem where I live. 2) Let the world know all the hilarious/disturbing/absurd things that men say when trying to pick up a woman.
With that being said, enjoy! I hope you can imagine me in these situations on a daily basis. Or just know how ridiculous life really is.
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