Saturday, August 6, 2011


A couple blocks away from my apartment is a live poultry farm where you can choose the poultry you want to eat later on. Well one particularly lovely night my friend Tom was walking me home and we could see a group of people sitting on a bench staring at us. As we turned the corner we stopped in our tracks when we stumbled upon this:

After all the viewers on the bench laughed their butts off the best line I heard was: "That chicken be waiting for a cab!"

Big News and Changes!

So it's called "Harlem Pick-Up Line of the Day" and I'm still going to be living in Harlem, technically, but I'm moving to the east side. So expect a lot more "Mami's" involved in my conversations. Good news as well! I bought a domain name so I'll have running shortly. It'll be easier for everyone to pass along the site and hopefully inspire some more followers :) Here's what I've encountered most recently, I must say, the heat of NYC must be stinting creativity, which is slightly disappointing.

August 4th- "Hello, I kiss for money!"

August 4th- "You got pretty feet, baby!"