Sorry for the delay between posts. I was working my ass off in preparation for a vacation to Chicago where I dealt with much more subtle "pick-up" lines in the form of gaping stares. Awesome. But here's a line I got right before leaving for vacation and another that I experienced today.
Man: Hey shorty, you got a nice body. Can I go with you?
Me: Gotta go to work!
Man: That's alright! I'll go witchu!
"You are gorgeous, no disrespect."
Followed by something about my ass...